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Minka:
The Boob Cruise 2000 super-issue is guaranteed to be a collector's edition,
as in previous years. Get your own copy now, before the supplies dry
up like driftwood on the beach, and they will. This year we've cut down
on the candid Cruise photographs, and increased the lush pictorial layouts
of each SCORE star.
Photographed on Jost Van Dyke. Everyone enjoys Minka. A much beloved
veteran of the Boob Cruise, Minka's third sailing proved to be her most
action packed. First off, wild-eyed woman Donita was her cabin mate.
Yet even Donita was astonished at Minka, including how much Minka can
eat (we mean food). Several times, strange sounds emanating from the
ship's galley in the dead of night caused one to suspect burglars. Nope,
just Minka raiding the ship's refrigerators and making herself a gigantic
post-midnight snack to bring back to her cabin. None of the graveyard
shift crew members waved her off. How could they, when she'd say, "Hi,
I'm Minka. Surrender the eggs and beef." Minka, as always, was
the late night dance floor burner, the wake-up-early, ready-to-rock
model, and the warmhearted, sexy lady. Plus, the Minka you see here
is the new, supersized Asian wonder. Those unbelievably gigantic, mindblasting
tits had lots of tourists and locals yelling with sexual excitement
when we ventured into populated areas. Knowing her zany sense of humor,
we expected Minka to put on another horny-crazy stage show this year.
She did not fail us. Just ask Ricky, our veteran Cruiser, whose hoped-for
career as a federal judge will probably hit a snag when they pull out
the photos of him with Minka. Then again, in light of Bill Clinton's
antics, maybe not. Thank you from all of us, Minka.
AS SEEN BY PASSENGERS OF Boobcruise
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