Crystal clubbin' and strippin':
What can I say about Boise? It’s kind of weird. The club I’m dancing at this week is called Night Moves. The place is owned by a guy named Chris, and he’s the guy
who started the infamous Art Night. Let me explain. In Boise, dancers can’t go nude, and that’s bad for business. Well, Art Night was Chris’ way of getting around
the town’s regulations. He’d put pads and pencils on every tables, and the guys would draw the girls dancing nude on stage. See? It isn’t exotic dancing. It’s art!
Chris got away with it for a while, but now the town is busting his ass, so Chris is going to court. I gotta say, it’s weird dancing on stage and looking down and
seeing guys drawing. Some of the artists weren’t very good. Some of them were just drawing stick figures with big boobs!
