Whether you aim for the sky or a simple lez-tatic experience, the writings on these pages will
aid in your quest for your perfect complement who most of the time -like yourself- is in active pursuit of lesbian love.
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Lesbian.
-by Lez-Is-More... (The Tenth Muse).
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are a lot of lesbian hates out there! Gay men think we are unfashionable, men think we hate them, and women...
well, ok, women love us! Now, I know that homosexuals always claim that they aren't out to recruit others, but actually, cum on! I mean, do men try to recruit new sex
partners? Do hetero women try to recruit new boyfriends? We lesbians
are no different!
So here are my top 10 reasons why to become a lesbian:
10) We have better taste in music than the average woman.
Most women listen to crap. Most men also listen to crap, but they at least pretend that they have some sort of standards. We lesbians are different. We have been on
the forefront of music. Either by singing it (is there a better singer than Ani Di Franco?), there are all kinds of interesting genderqueer and lesbian music
acts around-Gossip, Robo Sapien, Bitch, Peaches, or setting up music festivals, we are far more influential than our numbers.
9) We aren't afraid to commit.
Women are born wanting to be in relationships. When we meet someone who we like, we aren't scared when this feeling turns into love... or lesbian love. There is an old joke: What does a lesbian bring on her second date? A U-haul!
8) We have pussies and dicks.
Huh? We have pussies, and we can wear strap-ons.
And we can find a dildo just the size our partner wants. No size issues with us!
7) Women's bodies are soft.
Breasts are natural pillows and our skin. . . so soft. Men have stubble, men have hair all over their bodies, even on their backs. Women's bodies can be both comfortingly
maternal and sensual at the same time. We put moisturizer on our bodies, wax them, get facials, buy scented oils. . . in short, we are bodies that you want to touch!
6) Women smell better then men.
This is so not an opinion, it is a huge, stinking fact! Men sweat more. Giving a man a blow job is to enter the world of scunky-funky smells. A mixture of sweat and
shit. LOVELY! They go running a little bit at the park, they smell for hours. They give off an odor that penetrates all the furniture like second hand smoke.
5) You can raid each others closets.
If you date a man, you will probably spend a lot of time correcting his fashion sense (or lack there of). You will feel like you are stuck in a never-ending re-run
of "what not to wear". But if you date a girl, your wardrobe options double! Even if you are different sizes, you can share accessories and hats. And you
will probably like each other's decorating taste as well.
4) We have more orgasms.
A recent survey in Australia showed that lesbians
have orgasms more frequently during sex than straight women. I can't say I'm too surprised. Often, a woman involves her genitals with a male partner it is to get
him off, but if I involve my female partner's genitals, it is to get her off. And if my genitals get involved only for someone else's pleasure, then how could I expect
to always have an orgasm?
3) No channel surfing.
Men watch golf on TV. GOLF! And don't even get me talking about football. . . But if you are with a girl, both of you will be happy with good, independent movies.
2) Lesbians experiment more than men.
There is no dick to be had, so we need to use our imaginations. Fingers, tongues, hands, toys. . . while hetero couples may find these things "kinky"
or "abnormal" for us, this is an average night! And we are fine not having genital contact, we know that a lick of the nipple can drive a girl wild!
1) "Men consider cunnilingus optional; women don't."
We have a winner! They think hammering away on you will mean you'll beg them to cum all over you. They know nothing about what gets women off. Women cum more from oral
sex then any other act. Lesbians know the vagina inside and out. And trust me, we deserve our nickname "carpet munchers"!
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